Lucky for us we require sleep otherwise our jobs would have us working 18 to 20 hours a day.
The Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz must be so sexually frustrated if she begins to melt when wet.
Criminals who are Batman fans must feel incredibly conflicted.
Dates are just job interviews with people you want to sleep with.
actually what happens if the sorting hat decides that 90% of the kids that year are in, say, ravenclaw? do they just have really unbalanced classes or?
(via lilyheardjamesfall)